Talking Trump Birthday Card – Wishes You A Happy Birthday in Donald Trump’s Real Voice – Surprise Someone with A Personal Birthday Greeting from The President of The United States – Includes Envelope

Give the Gift of Laughter with the Trump Talking Birthday Card—The Card that Nobody Throws Away! Here’s a problem you may be facing right now. It’s giving a boring birthday card to a friend or loved one that they’ll end up tossing in the trash.. What makes this even worse is the fact that when you send a boring card, both you and the card will quickly be forgotten ! Wouldn’t you rather be remembered forever because of the hilarious birthday card you gave them? A card that will make the person laugh out loud on their birthday? Well now you can! Give them a Trump Talking Birthday card on their special day and watch them bust out laughing. This is the one card that they’ll never throw away. This high-tech audio card features Donald Trump’s real voice saying: “I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. I would never say in your case that you’re fired, so I’ll just say, you’re fired!” The card starts playing Trump’s voice the moment it is opened. It includes an envelope for quick and easy mailing. So, if you’re a Person looking for a hilarious birthday card that will be treasured forever, the “Trump Talking Birthday Card” is the answer you’ve been looking for! Order now and in just a few short days you can make someone’s birthday great again!

Product Features

  • WATCH VIDEO BELOW TO SEE & HEAR THIS FANTASTIC CARD! Scroll down to “Related Video Shorts” and watch “Trump Birthday Card” Yes, it’s really President Donald Trump’s voice wishing you a Happy Birthday! One of the best holiday gifts to create laughter and fun for friends & relatives.
  • VOICE ACTIVATES WHEN CARD IS OPENED! Create big laughs when someone opens this funny birthday card and suddenly hears a recorded bday message of Donald Trump’s booming voice saying: “I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday. I would never say in your case that you’re fired, so I’ll just say, you’re hired!
  • MAKE SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY GREAT AGAIN! Whether you’re a patriot or a prankster (or a patriotic prankster), this is the greatest birthday card you can give somebody. This novelty talking card is a funny gift for both Republicans and Democrats. And even though it’s a great gag or prank, the elegance and extra durability of this high-quality, glossy finish card is sure to impress colleagues and acquaintances.
  • NO RUSSIAN COLLUSION IN THE CREATION OF THIS CARD – Rest assured that Russia had nothing to do with the making of these greeting cards. Funny ideas like these only come from the good ol’ USA. Plenty of blank space inside the card for you to add your own words or write custom messages and season’s greetings.
  • INCLUDES A “NO LEAKS” MAILING ENVELOPE – Shhh! We won’t leak to anybody that you’re sending this card. The included envelope ensures you can easily sign, seal and deliver the Trump Talking Birthday Card to a friend or family member. And nobody will ever know. You’re welcome.

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Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll | Full Color Image | Funny Novelty Gag TP For Democrats & Republicans | 3 Ply Toilet Tissue 200 Sheets Per Roll | Hilarious Political Gift

The Most Hilarious Take A Dump With Trump Toilet Paper Rolls – The funniest political gift TP now in full color!

Are you a huge fan of Donald Trump? Do you detest the guy and want to watch his face stuck in the bottom of your bathroom toilet basket?

No matter what your beliefs are, we may assure you that our hilarious toilet rolls will make everyone smile, whether they are Trump’s lovers or haters!

Witty Gag Gift Ideal For All People Out There

Do you love Donald Trump? Get a roll!

Do you hate Donald Trump? Get a roll!

Our novelty toilet paper features one of Trump’s puckered lips facial expressions, in all its glory, on every single sheet. Easy to be used, simply place a roll on the toilet paper dispenser and off you go! It will fit perfectly on any type of roll holder you might have.

Democrats Vs Republicans Toilet Paper Rolls

Let the war between the democrat and republican parties begin while you are holding this printed toilet paper as a white flag! Spice things up at the forthcoming BBQ gatherings, picnics with friends and family occasions.

All of your 3 ply toilet rolls are brand new and individually packaged. No worries there!

What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

Product Features

  • WE ARE GOING TO MAKE TOILET PAPER GREAT AGAIN! Unique & clever political gift! Trump toilet paper!
  • DONALD TRUMP’S FACE TOILET PAPER IN FULL COLOR – the face of “The Donald” printed on each square throughout the entire roll
  • SOFT & ABSORBENT TRUMP BATHROOM ROLLS – 3 PLY, 200 SHEETS PER ROLL: It can serve you as a gift, or serve the original TP purpose in your bathroom!
  • FUNNY NOVELTY GAG TOILET PAPER GIFT: Get the most amusing political gag gift for your friends who love him or simply hate him and spread some laughter. A novelty and naughty gift for both men and women that can be used as a decorative roll as well!
  • TRUMP TOILET PAPER PROUDLY MADE IN CHINA – AND WE WILL MAKE MEXICO PAY FOR IT (Not really): This toilet paper roll is proudly made in China, which is Donald Trump’s favorite country. Do not compromise with anything less than perfection when it comes to your funny bathroom toilet papers!

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Trump Birthday Coasters – Let’s Make Your Birthday Great Again – Handcrafted Birthday Gift for Women And For Men – Set of Four 4 by 4 Inches Marble Coasters

GUEST NOT USING YOUR COASTERS? PRESIDENT TRUMP CAN CHANGE THAT FOR YOU.

Spark conversation. Get your guests to crack a smile. Protect your table with unique coasters. Do it all with this birthday gift coaster from YogaCoaster.

BEAUTIFUL SURFACE WITH HILARIOUS MESSAGE

Whether they’re a Trump fan or not, it’ll be hard for your guests to resist using this beautifully designed, hand-crafted coaster. The marble surface ensures that your table, and the hilarious message on the coaster, stays protected.

A GREAT BIRTHDAY GIFT THEY’RE SURE TO REMEMBER

Looking for a funny birthday gift that they’ll remember? This is it. You won’t find a more unique gift to give to your favorite friend or family member. If you’re looking for something that you can guarantee your friends don’t have yet, you’ve found it. If they’re an avid supporter, it will be something that they cherish forever. If they’re an enthusiastic resister, what could be better than teasing them with this unforgettable message from the new president?

HANDCRAFTED IN THE USA FOR SUPERIOR QUALITY

Each set includes 4 handcrafted coasters that were made to last a lifetime. Designed using a mix of the highest quality marble stones, each coaster can protect your table from any type of beverage, hot or cold. While durable and sturdy, we should point out that the coasters are not dishwasher safe. If necessary, hand washing is the recommended cleaning method.

MAKE YOUR MOVE

No more run-of-the-mill Trump shirt, or Trump hat. Grab a handcrafted, unique Trump drinking coaster.

YOUR TURN.

Make your move today! Make Your Table Great Again!

SAVE 10% NOW

SAVE 10% ON YOUR WHOLE ORDER when you buy two or more of any of YogaCoaster products, such as the Don’t Fuck Up, the Boheme, the Cute Cat, and so on. Check out other unique YogaCoaster sets and order together.

Handcrafted in the USA. Made in the Sunshine State.

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