Take It All – Funny Retro Women’s Birthday Card with Envelope (4.63 x 6.75 Inch) – Vintage Adult Humor, Happy Bday Appreciation Card for Women – Birthday Note Card Stationery 8019

Any birthday celebrant would appreciate gift cards which they can relate to. And for those friends, family or co-employee with a twisted sense of dirty humor, this trashy, adult humor card will do just right. There’s something about kids and vulgar language that is very funny. The sentiments expressed by the young man on this vintage card are better left printed than said in real life, but the statement makes for a damn funny birthday card. Inappropriate? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely.

NobleWorks’ fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America – some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures…There are merely 7,000 hilarious, funny cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué to inappropriate, dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.

Whether looking for a themed sports greeting card, bulk assortments, boxed notecard sets, or a specific life occasion, NobleWorks – and the Best Card Company (our non humor brand) – has the right card, at the right price, for you! No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greetings you choose, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time.

Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW!

Product Features

  • CARD’S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS – Another Year Older? That’s Hard To Swallow. Happy Birthday – Make your filth-loving friend just as uncomfortable with this vulgar birthday card! The naughty sentiment may seem inappropriate but they’re definitely hilarious! Perfect for an adult b-day blast!
  • SIZE – At 4.63 x 6.75 inch, it offers just enough space for your naughty and nice bday message. It ships with a 5×7 envelope. Birthday cards should be as amazing as the recipient! And for the birthday party a snarky adult you know in the office or at home, look no further than this funny retro card!
  • BIRTHDAY CARD – Here’s a unique giftcard with retro photo and modern snarky thoughts mixed perfectly for the bday men and women you know! Gift them this high-quality giftcard and share big laughs on their celebratory birth anniversary. This card blends with the personalized bday gifts you’ll send.
  • ABOUT THE CARD – Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use premium, thick, snow white cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content plus FSC’s (Forest Stewardship Council) responsibly forested renewable resources certified pulp (no papyrus, naturally). Print on demand technology reduces waste and further minimizes environmental impact.
  • ABOUT US – Founded in 1980, NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company, its non humor division – is an award winning brand. We’re an American based, family owned stationery publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.

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Nucucina Slim Bento Lunch Box Set – All-in-one Stylish Leakproof Food Container For Adults – Premium Square Design With Insulated Bag And Cutlery – Dishwasher Microwave Safe – Modern Take On A Classic

Have a perfectly portioned meal on the go with this stylishly designed Lunch Box Set!

Be the envy of your friends or of the office with this Bento Box’s Slim and Space Saving Design

– Are you getting tired of that same old boring lunch bag that you carry everyday?
– Do you crave a modern and stylishly looking lunch bag you can carry to work and not feel embarrassed?
– Are you ready to pack balanced meals with variety and just the right proportions ALL-IN-1 container?

Modern Slim Bento Lunchbox set is going to change the way you carry your lunch…Forever

– This practical and great looking lunch box set boosts an updated and sleek design from the traditional concept. With its eye-catching, unique and slim design, this product can truly grab the attention of your friends.

Bento Box design keeps food portioned and in place.

– Pack the food compartments with unlimited food combinations. A great kickstart to eating a more balanced, portion controlled meals on the GO!

The manufacturer, Nucucina, is offering a 2-year warranty. If for any reason you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply contact the manufacturer for a hassle-free refund or replacement.

Also, by purchasing this product, you are taking part in our Buy One Feed One Program. For every product purchase, we will provide a meal to a child in a developing country.

There’s no reason why your Lunch Bags should be boring! Get this deal before it’s gone. CLICK “ADD TO CART” NOW & learn how people are keeping their culinary delights safe and sound within the style of a Nucucina Modern Slim Bento Lunchbox!

Product Features

  • MODERN AND SLEEK DESIGN – Offers an amazingly useful and beautiful way to carry your lunch
  • LEAKPROOF AND AIR-TIGHT PROPERTIES – Designed to keep lunches easy to bring along anywhere, anytime- no spills and keeps the bag mess free!
  • GOOD PORTION CONTROL – Allows you to carry a selection of lunch and snack items in one convenient food container
  • HIGH QUALITY, FDA APPROVED AND BPA FREE – Made with durable, high standard and food-safe materials.
  • ALL-IN-ONE SLIM DESIGN – Offers a space saving design so you can fit it perfectly in your briefcase, tote bag or backpacks. Comes with cutlery too!

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Take a Wine – Unique gift Ideas! Flexible Unbreakable Wine Bottle, Durable Travel Wine Bag For Camping, Hiking, Beach & Picnic. With Silicone Funnel! Gifts For Christmas, Mom, Dad, Wine Lovers! (Red)

Wine? Wine Not!?

Do you love wine as much as we do?!

The Take A Wine Flexible, Foldable, Durable & Reusable Wine Bottles are your GLASS FREE unbreakable solution for lovers of wine, travel, and the great outdoors.

No more worrying about glass breakage and heavy weight of bottles with our drama free lightweight wine preservation travel bottle.

Take A Wine Makes A Great Gift With Our Amazing Designs! Awesome Birthday Gift Ideas, Christmas Gifts, Anniversary & Retirement, Graduation & Just For Fun!

Comes With FREE silicone collapsible funnel for easy filling, and snap hook for easy attaching to bag or backpack (saves room in your bag).

Why Choose Take A Wine?

✓ Beautiful Designed Bottle – Makes the perfect wine gift.
✓ BPA FREE and 100% Recyclable with zero taste transfer
✓ FREE GIFTS – Funnel for easy filling and Hook for easy attaching to your bag.
✓ Forget about wine corks or bottle stoppers with the LEAK PROOF CAP

Perfect For:

✓ Camping ✓ Boating ✓ Beach

✓ Hiking ✓ Pool ✓ Picnics

✓ Outdoor Concerts ✓ BBQ’s

✓ Skiing ✓ Tailgating

✓ Any place where glass is prohibited!

Filling Instructions
1. Remove cap and blow into bottle to expand
2. Pour wine up to 90% FULL and screw cap on – massage bottle FIRMLY FOR 10 SECONDS, including the bottom and corners to further expand the plastic.
3. Remove cap and finish filling full bottle of wine. Screw cap tightly and ENJOY!


Product Features

  • ✔ HOLDS A FULL BOTTLE – Fits a full 750ml wine bottle with room to spare. Beautiful design “Best Wines Are The Ones We Drink With Friends” that will make you smile everytime you drink from the bottle, and will make you want to take it everywhere with you!
  • ✔ TAKE A WINE TO GO WITHOUT GLASS & WORRIES – Made from BPA-free food grade plastic which prevents unwanted odors & lets you take your wine where and when you want. Take A Wine to parties, beaches, pools, concerts, tailgates, BBQ, hikes, camping trips, RV’s (RVing), picnics, or even bachelorette parties! Perfect for BYOB restaurants. Our wine bottle is durable enough to toss in a purse, backpack, suitcase or cooler and you can easily fold one wine glass inside the other.
  • ✔ EASY & FAST TO FILL & CARRY – Included FREE GIFT – collapsible funnel makes filling and re-filling the Take A Wine a snap plus no mess or worrying about unsteady hands. You can use the second gift – the hook – to attach it easily to your bag or backpack and save a room for other things!
  • ✔ PERFECT DESIGN – Beautiful design that everyone loves! Because the best wines are the ones we drink with friends & I make wine dissappear. What’s your superpower?
  • ✔ MEMORABLE & AFFORDABLE GIFT SOLUTION – Need an inexpensive, unique gift idea? Take A Wine is perfect as cheap Christmas gift, Birthday, Graduation, Mother’s Day, Father’s day, Anniversary or housewarming present & MUST HAVE for wine lovers! Your gift recipient will smile and think of you every time they use their GRAB IT! and Take A Wine for years to come.

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