RETRO FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD WITH ENVELOPE (4.63 x 6.75 Inch) Any birthday celebrant would appreciate gift cards which they can relate to. And for those friends, family or co-employee with a twisted sense of dirty humor, this trashy, adult humor card will do just right. There’s something about kids and vulgar language that is very funny. The sentiments expressed by the young man on this vintage card are better left printed than said in real life, but the statement makes for a damn funny birthday card. Inappropriate? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely.
OVER 39 YEARS OF QUALITY HUMOR NobleWorks’ fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America – some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures…There are merely 7,000 hilarious, funny cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué to inappropriate, dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.
CHOOSE FROM THOUSANDS OF OPTIONS Whether looking for a themed sports greeting card, bulk assortments, boxed notecard sets, or a specific life occasion, NobleWorks – and the Best Card Company (our non humor brand) – has the right card, at the right price, for you! No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greetings you choose, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time.
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CARD’S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS – Another Year Older? That’s Hard To Swallow. Happy Birthday – Make your filth-loving friend just as uncomfortable with this vulgar birthday card! The naughty sentiment may seem inappropriate but they’re definitely hilarious! Perfect for an adult b-day blast!
SIZE – At 4.63 x 6.75 inch, it offers just enough space for your naughty and nice bday message. It ships with a 5×7 envelope. Birthday cards should be as amazing as the recipient! And for the birthday party a snarky adult you know in the office or at home, look no further than this funny retro card!
BIRTHDAY CARD – Here’s a unique giftcard with retro photo and modern snarky thoughts mixed perfectly for the bday men and women you know! Gift them this high-quality giftcard and share big laughs on their celebratory birth anniversary. This card blends with the personalized bday gifts you’ll send.
ABOUT THE CARD – Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use premium, thick, snow white cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content plus FSC’s (Forest Stewardship Council) responsibly forested renewable resources certified pulp (no papyrus, naturally). Print on demand technology reduces waste and further minimizes environmental impact.
ABOUT US – Founded in 1980, NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company, its non humor division – is an award winning brand. We’re an American based, family owned stationery publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.
Joycuffs are simple, cute, elegant mantra bracelet with well made quality and affordable price. All cuffs are made of premium process, every cuff will polished many times with sleek edges to avoid scratch your wrist, shining surface and writing is easy to read, Very nice finish, classy looking, substantial but light weight comfortably for daily wear.
Our bracelets are made of surgical grade 316L stainless steel, stronger and more durable. Hypoallergenic materials, lead free, nickel free, cadmium free, eco-friendly and not harmful to the skin.
Your cuff bracelet will last longer if you correctly care for your item. To clean,wipe with soft cloth. Avoid frequent contact with strong chemicals, such as detergent, shampoo, bleach, perfume, etc. Always remember to remove your rose gold and gold jewelry before shower or exercise. Do not wear them in hot tubs or swimming pools. Storing in a dry place with soft cloth, or put in a jewelry box.
Cuff bracelets are fully adjustable and flexible enough to bend to fit most wrist sizes (age>13 years old)
Mantra bracelets are made of surgical grade 316L stainless steel, stronger and more durable, silver cuff will never fade, rust, tarnish, corrode, stain, never turn your wrists green. Hypoallergenic materials, lead free, nickel free, cadmium free, eco-friendly and not harmful to the skin.
Inspirational gift idea for sister, daughter, wife, firend, aunt, etc. Amazing Graduation gift, Christmas gift, Birthday Gift, Mother’s day Gift.
Premium process, every cuff will polished many times with sleek edges to avoid scratch your wrist, shining surface and writing is easy to read, Very nice finish, Classy looking, substantial but light weight comfortably for daily wear.
100% satisfied guaranteed and awesome customer service If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, send it back within 60 days for a full refund or exchange.
The love text on the front side of the card reads:
“When I tell you I love you, I don’t say it out of habit. I say it to remind you that you are the best thing that ever happened to me. Wherever you are, Whatever you do, a part of me will always be in love with you.”
The love text on the back side of the card reads:
The best place for our wallet insert card with love note is putting in your wallet or purse, And be carefully with sharp things such as keys to avoid leading scratches.
Please don’t let your little child play with it, It may scratch them.
The wallet card is made of highest quality stainless steel that is strong and lightweight, which can give you the best comfort when you carry it or keep it in your wallet or purse.
We engrave this wallet card for both sides with imported machines, the depth of place engraved maybe not too obvious for you. Then you can feel this When you touch it gently.
Each wallet card measures 85mm x 54mm x 0.5mm (3.35″ x 2.13″ x 0.02″), almost the size and thickness of a credit card 85.60mm x 53.98mm x 0.76mm (3.370″ x 2.125″ x 0.03″). It will fit perfectly in any wallet or purse.
The wallet cards with mini love note can be used as novelty, romantic and memorial gifts for women and men that you loved at any occasion – Anniversary, Birthday, Christmas, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving Day, Valentine’s Day for Girlfriend and Boyfriend or Wedding Gifts for Bride and Groom.
Our unique and personalised Metal Wallet Insert Card keepsake will keep a sweet memory, a honey moment or the person close to you at all times. If you have any that you’re not 100% satisfied, Please let us know and we will try our best to solve this.