Take It All – Funny Retro Women’s Birthday Card with Envelope (4.63 x 6.75 Inch) – Vintage Adult Humor, Happy Bday Appreciation Card for Women – Birthday Note Card Stationery 8019

RETRO FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD WITH ENVELOPE (4.63 x 6.75 Inch)
Any birthday celebrant would appreciate gift cards which they can relate to. And for those friends, family or co-employee with a twisted sense of dirty humor, this trashy, adult humor card will do just right. There’s something about kids and vulgar language that is very funny. The sentiments expressed by the young man on this vintage card are better left printed than said in real life, but the statement makes for a damn funny birthday card. Inappropriate? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely.

OVER 39 YEARS OF QUALITY HUMOR
NobleWorks’ fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America – some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures…There are merely 7,000 hilarious, funny cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué to inappropriate, dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.

CHOOSE FROM THOUSANDS OF OPTIONS
Whether looking for a themed sports greeting card, bulk assortments, boxed notecard sets, or a specific life occasion, NobleWorks – and the Best Card Company (our non humor brand) – has the right card, at the right price, for you! No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greetings you choose, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time.

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Product Features

  • CARD’S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS – Another Year Older? That’s Hard To Swallow. Happy Birthday – Make your filth-loving friend just as uncomfortable with this vulgar birthday card! The naughty sentiment may seem inappropriate but they’re definitely hilarious! Perfect for an adult b-day blast!
  • SIZE – At 4.63 x 6.75 inch, it offers just enough space for your naughty and nice bday message. It ships with a 5×7 envelope. Birthday cards should be as amazing as the recipient! And for the birthday party a snarky adult you know in the office or at home, look no further than this funny retro card!
  • BIRTHDAY CARD – Here’s a unique giftcard with retro photo and modern snarky thoughts mixed perfectly for the bday men and women you know! Gift them this high-quality giftcard and share big laughs on their celebratory birth anniversary. This card blends with the personalized bday gifts you’ll send.
  • ABOUT THE CARD – Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use premium, thick, snow white cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content plus FSC’s (Forest Stewardship Council) responsibly forested renewable resources certified pulp (no papyrus, naturally). Print on demand technology reduces waste and further minimizes environmental impact.
  • ABOUT US – Founded in 1980, NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company, its non humor division – is an award winning brand. We’re an American based, family owned stationery publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.

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Large Personalized Baby Blanket (Pink) – 36×36 Inch, Satin Trim, Fleece

Great Personalized Baby Gifts for a Girl. A Personalized Baby Blanket can be the Most Thoughtful New Baby Gifts to Celebrate a Newborn, Shower, Christening or other special occasion. Super soft baby blanket keeps the little one warm in luxurious satin and fleece. Personalized however you want, create a baby blanket with name of baby in a beautiful classic script. Optionally customize baby blanket with a unique Bunny Scroll and/or the Date of Birth (DOB) to create the ultimate personalized baby gift. Sized 36 inches x 36 inches makes these personalized baby blankets a perfect fit for newborns as nursery bed blankets and growing babies as a lifelong keepsake. The perfect customized baby blanket gift for a shower, birthday, christening or for mom’s first days home from the hospital maternity wing.

* Luxurious, wide satin boarder on all 4 edges of this satin edge fleece baby blanket
* Pastel pink nursery bed blanket – the ideal personalized baby girl gifts

ALL SEASON – light enough for year round nursery use and warm enough when your toddler is snug on the couch in winter
Better than other embroidered baby blankets or monogrammed baby blankets
A cute, luxury gift to last a lifetime!

Product Features

  • TO ORDER click “CUSTOMIZE NOW” on the Right of This Page
  • NAME / NICKNAME + Optional BIRTH DATE + Optional BUNNY SCROLL DESIGN
  • THE BEST NEWBORN BABY GIFT – This Custom Baby Blankie is the Perfect Way to Say You Care
  • LARGE 36×36 INCH – Wide Satin Border Security Blanket, No Rough Embroidered Monogrammed Letters
  • SUPER SOFT 200 GSM FLEECE – Provides the Touch Stimulation Critical to Babies and Toddlers

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Lilo & Stitch Disney Comedy 24×16 Inch Indoor Outdoor Front Door Welcome Rubber Interior Door Mat Unique Housewarming or Holiday or Birthday Gift for Boys and Girls Him and Her and Children

What a modern funny way to decorate your entryway to your home! Our door mats on a rubber anti-slip base will decorate the entrance to your apartment or house. You will get a doormat made of eco-friendly and durable recycled rubber and polyester. Excellent absorbing and prevents the entry of dirt into the room. Strong enough for outdoor use, sleek enough for inside the home! Our handmade door mats can be original gift for friends and neighbors for any occasion – New Year, Christmas, Housewarming or just a nice present without any reason! Each door mat is produced by using a high quality heat transfer process. All images on the mat are scratched with a laser what produces a permanent, long lasting image that will not fade, peel or rub off, unlike vinyl or markers. We will need around 2-3 working days to make your door mat and send it to you. Then it takes around 7-14 working days to be delivered to you. Tracking number is provided. This Handmade Eco-friendly Anti-slip Rubber Doormat is the perfect gift for the newlywed couple. Surprise your favorite newlyweds or new homeowners with a custom doormat! This front door mat can be personalized with a last name and to welcome all your guests!

Product Features

  • – Indoor/Outdoor Door Mat – Perfect Housewarming Gift with DJ Design
  • – Made from Recycled Rubber – Water Repellent
  • – Not Slippery Fixed Surface
  • – Easy to Clean (Simply shake, sweep or vacuum)
  • – Custom design is welcome. Measures: 24×16 inch

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