MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you’re ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is printed on fabric inside collar, you can’t feel it.
UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size larger if you’re on the fence. It is pre-shrunk, but like any high-cotton product, will still shrink slightly in the wash. Our model photos are the real thing – the actual shirt on our salesguy, Rich. He’s 6′ 2″, 200 lbs and wearing a large
SOFT FABRICS | This shirt is a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 90% USA-grown cotton (10% polyester for the two-tone effect). If you don’t speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These are mid-weight shirts – a bit lighter than your mass-market, thick gym class t-shirts, but substantial / not see-through. It’s a nice balance between comfort and durability
TOP QUALITY INKS | We use QCM screen printing inks, manufactured in Pineville, North Carolina. These are high quality inks – vibrant and durable, and highly crack resistant. Some of our designs are intentionally faded or cracked (see product photos), but our inks always “do what they are told” by our printers. We use top of the line printing presses and ovens (to cure inks) made by M&R in Illinois
SAFE CHEMISTRY | QCM has been one of the most forward-thinking ink manufacturers in the industry, going phthalate-free over ten years ago – way ahead of the curve. They’re also CFC free and rated as carcinogen-free by the state of California
RETRO FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD WITH ENVELOPE (4.63 x 6.75 Inch) Any birthday celebrant would appreciate gift cards which they can relate to. And for those friends, family or co-employee with a twisted sense of dirty humor, this trashy, adult humor card will do just right. There’s something about kids and vulgar language that is very funny. The sentiments expressed by the young man on this vintage card are better left printed than said in real life, but the statement makes for a damn funny birthday card. Inappropriate? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely.
OVER 39 YEARS OF QUALITY HUMOR NobleWorks’ fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America – some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures…There are merely 7,000 hilarious, funny cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué to inappropriate, dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.
CHOOSE FROM THOUSANDS OF OPTIONS Whether looking for a themed sports greeting card, bulk assortments, boxed notecard sets, or a specific life occasion, NobleWorks – and the Best Card Company (our non humor brand) – has the right card, at the right price, for you! No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greetings you choose, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time.
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CARD’S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS – Another Year Older? That’s Hard To Swallow. Happy Birthday – Make your filth-loving friend just as uncomfortable with this vulgar birthday card! The naughty sentiment may seem inappropriate but they’re definitely hilarious! Perfect for an adult b-day blast!
SIZE – At 4.63 x 6.75 inch, it offers just enough space for your naughty and nice bday message. It ships with a 5×7 envelope. Birthday cards should be as amazing as the recipient! And for the birthday party a snarky adult you know in the office or at home, look no further than this funny retro card!
BIRTHDAY CARD – Here’s a unique giftcard with retro photo and modern snarky thoughts mixed perfectly for the bday men and women you know! Gift them this high-quality giftcard and share big laughs on their celebratory birth anniversary. This card blends with the personalized bday gifts you’ll send.
ABOUT THE CARD – Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use premium, thick, snow white cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content plus FSC’s (Forest Stewardship Council) responsibly forested renewable resources certified pulp (no papyrus, naturally). Print on demand technology reduces waste and further minimizes environmental impact.
ABOUT US – Founded in 1980, NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company, its non humor division – is an award winning brand. We’re an American based, family owned stationery publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.
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Our Hilarious Coffee Cups Make a Great Gift For Anybody, Men Women Mom Dad Grandma Grandpa Brother Sister Son Daughter Husband Wife Boyfriend Girlfriend Best Friend In Laws , Coworkers Employees Boss Friend Second Cousin Aunts And Uncles Him and Her Or Just Anybody Who Enjoys A Nice Cup Of Coffee In The Morning.
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