What You Don’t Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party’s over and reality sets in.
Sample jokes include: – Q: What’s a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil. – Q: What do the following words bring to mind: “free refills?” A: If you said coffee, you’re probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you’re probably 60 or older.
These unisex socks are made from soft, long-lasting combed cotton;
They are elastic and comfortable make it suitable for your feet,no slip down crew dress socks.
The patterns on the socks were being knitted by machine directly during the manufacturing process, so it won’t peel off or fade.
Zmart products are best preserved when machine washed and dried on low heat under 40℃.
Do not use bleach.
Launder inside out to prevent pilling and fuzzing.
Hang to dry.
★【RAINBOW UNICORN】Decorated with majestic unicorns, these colorful socks are topped off with a solar system pattern that will give your legs a bit of flair. Spread your wings and fly away toward a world of wonder.
★【SIZE & PACKING】Fits women shoes size 6-12; socks size 8-13.1 Pair in Zipper Plastic Bag.
★【QUALITY MATERIAL】We use 80% Cotton, 17% Polyamide, and 3% Spandex to ensure that our socks are soft, comfortable, and stretchy and breathable. No fading, hold up well in the laundry.
★【ALL-PURPOSE STYLE】Eliminate the need to sort and pair-up, suit for women’s sandals, boots, sneakers, running shoes and dress or formal shoes. The eclectic designs of sassy socks can be worn with casual jeans, wedding dressier suits, business formal outfits.
★【PERFECT GIFT CHOICES 】They can be the perfect gift choice for your beloved ones on holidays, like ‘Crazy Socks Day’, Mother’s Day, an Anniversary, Birthday, Wedding, etc. Novelty birthday gifts for your mom, wife, daughter, girlfriend, or sister.