Take It All – Funny Retro Women’s Birthday Card with Envelope (4.63 x 6.75 Inch) – Vintage Adult Humor, Happy Bday Appreciation Card for Women – Birthday Note Card Stationery 8019

RETRO FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD WITH ENVELOPE (4.63 x 6.75 Inch)
Any birthday celebrant would appreciate gift cards which they can relate to. And for those friends, family or co-employee with a twisted sense of dirty humor, this trashy, adult humor card will do just right. There’s something about kids and vulgar language that is very funny. The sentiments expressed by the young man on this vintage card are better left printed than said in real life, but the statement makes for a damn funny birthday card. Inappropriate? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely.

OVER 39 YEARS OF QUALITY HUMOR
NobleWorks’ fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America – some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures…There are merely 7,000 hilarious, funny cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué to inappropriate, dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.

CHOOSE FROM THOUSANDS OF OPTIONS
Whether looking for a themed sports greeting card, bulk assortments, boxed notecard sets, or a specific life occasion, NobleWorks – and the Best Card Company (our non humor brand) – has the right card, at the right price, for you! No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greetings you choose, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time.

Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW!

Product Features

  • CARD’S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS – Another Year Older? That’s Hard To Swallow. Happy Birthday – Make your filth-loving friend just as uncomfortable with this vulgar birthday card! The naughty sentiment may seem inappropriate but they’re definitely hilarious! Perfect for an adult b-day blast!
  • SIZE – At 4.63 x 6.75 inch, it offers just enough space for your naughty and nice bday message. It ships with a 5×7 envelope. Birthday cards should be as amazing as the recipient! And for the birthday party a snarky adult you know in the office or at home, look no further than this funny retro card!
  • BIRTHDAY CARD – Here’s a unique giftcard with retro photo and modern snarky thoughts mixed perfectly for the bday men and women you know! Gift them this high-quality giftcard and share big laughs on their celebratory birth anniversary. This card blends with the personalized bday gifts you’ll send.
  • ABOUT THE CARD – Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use premium, thick, snow white cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content plus FSC’s (Forest Stewardship Council) responsibly forested renewable resources certified pulp (no papyrus, naturally). Print on demand technology reduces waste and further minimizes environmental impact.
  • ABOUT US – Founded in 1980, NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company, its non humor division – is an award winning brand. We’re an American based, family owned stationery publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.

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1969 Back In The Day – 24-page Greeting Card / Booklet with Envelope

A twenty-four page greeting card /gift filled with special Memories from special times… Remembering and reliving the music, movies & special moments from our past!

Back In The Day almanacs are the IDEAL gift or card for Anniversaries, Birthdays, reunions, graduations or any special event in your life! An envelope is included with each almanac allowing it to be mailed or given as a greeting card/gift.

So many memories to enjoy it will be the hit of any party and a keepsake for decades to come. There is a trivia game to play with others or just challenge yourself.

Each Almanac features the following information from your special year!
– Over 40 original advertisements
– A Recipe
– Cost of Goods
– Average Income’s
– Top Movies
– Popular Music & TV Shows
– Academy Award Winners
– Federal Debt & Military Spending
– Sports News & Champions
– Introductions from the year
– Top Baby Names from the year
– Famous Births
– News Headlines
– President & Vice President Information
– Interesting Facts

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Talking Trump Birthday Card – Wishes You A Happy Birthday in Donald Trump’s Real Voice – Surprise Someone with A Personal Birthday Greeting from The President of The United States – Includes Envelope

Give the Gift of Laughter with the Trump Talking Birthday Card—The Card that Nobody Throws Away! Here’s a problem you may be facing right now. It’s giving a boring birthday card to a friend or loved one that they’ll end up tossing in the trash.. What makes this even worse is the fact that when you send a boring card, both you and the card will quickly be forgotten ! Wouldn’t you rather be remembered forever because of the hilarious birthday card you gave them? A card that will make the person laugh out loud on their birthday? Well now you can! Give them a Trump Talking Birthday card on their special day and watch them bust out laughing. This is the one card that they’ll never throw away. This high-tech audio card features Donald Trump’s real voice saying: “I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. I would never say in your case that you’re fired, so I’ll just say, you’re fired!” The card starts playing Trump’s voice the moment it is opened. It includes an envelope for quick and easy mailing. So, if you’re a Person looking for a hilarious birthday card that will be treasured forever, the “Trump Talking Birthday Card” is the answer you’ve been looking for! Order now and in just a few short days you can make someone’s birthday great again!

Product Features

  • WATCH VIDEO BELOW TO SEE & HEAR THIS FANTASTIC CARD! Scroll down to “Related Video Shorts” and watch “Trump Birthday Card” Yes, it’s really President Donald Trump’s voice wishing you a Happy Birthday! One of the best holiday gifts to create laughter and fun for friends & relatives.
  • VOICE ACTIVATES WHEN CARD IS OPENED! Create big laughs when someone opens this funny birthday card and suddenly hears a recorded bday message of Donald Trump’s booming voice saying: “I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday. I would never say in your case that you’re fired, so I’ll just say, you’re hired!
  • MAKE SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY GREAT AGAIN! Whether you’re a patriot or a prankster (or a patriotic prankster), this is the greatest birthday card you can give somebody. This novelty talking card is a funny gift for both Republicans and Democrats. And even though it’s a great gag or prank, the elegance and extra durability of this high-quality, glossy finish card is sure to impress colleagues and acquaintances.
  • NO RUSSIAN COLLUSION IN THE CREATION OF THIS CARD – Rest assured that Russia had nothing to do with the making of these greeting cards. Funny ideas like these only come from the good ol’ USA. Plenty of blank space inside the card for you to add your own words or write custom messages and season’s greetings.
  • INCLUDES A “NO LEAKS” MAILING ENVELOPE – Shhh! We won’t leak to anybody that you’re sending this card. The included envelope ensures you can easily sign, seal and deliver the Trump Talking Birthday Card to a friend or family member. And nobody will ever know. You’re welcome.

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