Take It All – Funny Retro Women’s Birthday Card with Envelope (4.63 x 6.75 Inch) – Vintage Adult Humor, Happy Bday Appreciation Card for Women – Birthday Note Card Stationery 8019

RETRO FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD WITH ENVELOPE (4.63 x 6.75 Inch)
Any birthday celebrant would appreciate gift cards which they can relate to. And for those friends, family or co-employee with a twisted sense of dirty humor, this trashy, adult humor card will do just right. There’s something about kids and vulgar language that is very funny. The sentiments expressed by the young man on this vintage card are better left printed than said in real life, but the statement makes for a damn funny birthday card. Inappropriate? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely.

OVER 39 YEARS OF QUALITY HUMOR
NobleWorks’ fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America – some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one’s closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures…There are merely 7,000 hilarious, funny cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué to inappropriate, dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.

CHOOSE FROM THOUSANDS OF OPTIONS
Whether looking for a themed sports greeting card, bulk assortments, boxed notecard sets, or a specific life occasion, NobleWorks – and the Best Card Company (our non humor brand) – has the right card, at the right price, for you! No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greetings you choose, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time.

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Product Features

  • CARD’S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS – Another Year Older? That’s Hard To Swallow. Happy Birthday – Make your filth-loving friend just as uncomfortable with this vulgar birthday card! The naughty sentiment may seem inappropriate but they’re definitely hilarious! Perfect for an adult b-day blast!
  • SIZE – At 4.63 x 6.75 inch, it offers just enough space for your naughty and nice bday message. It ships with a 5×7 envelope. Birthday cards should be as amazing as the recipient! And for the birthday party a snarky adult you know in the office or at home, look no further than this funny retro card!
  • BIRTHDAY CARD – Here’s a unique giftcard with retro photo and modern snarky thoughts mixed perfectly for the bday men and women you know! Gift them this high-quality giftcard and share big laughs on their celebratory birth anniversary. This card blends with the personalized bday gifts you’ll send.
  • ABOUT THE CARD – Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use premium, thick, snow white cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content plus FSC’s (Forest Stewardship Council) responsibly forested renewable resources certified pulp (no papyrus, naturally). Print on demand technology reduces waste and further minimizes environmental impact.
  • ABOUT US – Founded in 1980, NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company, its non humor division – is an award winning brand. We’re an American based, family owned stationery publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.

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To The Most Awesome Person Ever Congrats On Turning 23 Have A Good One: 23rd Birthday Journal / Notebook / Diary / Appreciation Gift / Unique 23 Year … Alternative ( 6 x 9 – 120 Blank Lined Pages )

23rd birthday blank lined journal, Perfect alternative to a card gift!

Journals are some of the best kind of presents and gifts because it actually adds value to you and other people’s lifes.

You can use this notebook journal for / as a: diary, planner, goal setting, gratitude journal, creative writing, travels, notes, your favorite memories, etc.

Size is 6 x 9 Inch

120 pages

Blank lined pages journal

Matte finish cover

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Smiling Wisdom Vine Leaf Pendant Friendship Necklace Gift Set – Reason Season Lifetime Friend – Appreciation Her True Best Women Lifetime Forever Friend, BFF – Platinum Plated, Cobra Chain – Silver

PACKAGE CONTAINS – Vine pendant necklace embedded in jewelry box, and wallet sized keepsake friendship card. Packaged in a semi-transparent blue 6x5x1 inch button bag. Smiling Wisdom was created to help others find the words to make better connections with friends and family. Its mission is about giving something away, touching someone’s heart and inspiring others-for no reason at all. Each product is designed by the owner, an artisan who puts her words and artistry together with heart and mindfulness. Each gift is about bringing joy to someone important in your life. The messages are encouraging, compassionate and heartfelt. The beautiful packaging is a big part of the overall experience. If your heart is touched, you have feedback or inspiration-we’d love to hear from you.

Product Features

  • MEANINGFUL FRIENDSHIP WALLET GREETING CARD ~4×3.5 80# white glossy card stock. Printed and Made in USA.. This is great to send without signing a card. If you want a full sized card, buy Smiling Wisdom product ASIN: B06XV192JF.
  • SILVER COLORED VINE NECKLACE – Platinum Plated pendant and chain. PENDANT – 3.5 x 2.4CM. COBRA CHAIN: 18 inches plus extension. Platinum Plated.
  • MORE ABOUT PLATINUM – Platinum is a dense precious metal. It Is one of the rarest elements on earth, mostly found in South Africa. It is one of the least reactive metals and has remarkable resistance to corrosion. The price of platinum tends to be as much as twice the price of gold. Even in advertising, “Platinum” credit cards have greater privileges than “gold” cards. Platinum is considered a precious metal, although not as common as the use of gold or silver. 
  • TRUE BEST FRIEND POEM MESSAGE – People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. The friends we keep for a lifetime grow with us through the seasons. When I needed compassion, you warmed my spirit without judgment. When I needed grace, you were a spring of forgiveness. When I needed encouragement, you reminded me of times that I blossomed. When I was about to fall, you lifted me to my feet and reminded me that true friends grow tall together. You are a friend for a lifetime.
  • RELATED JEWELRY ITEMS – Search B06XV192JF for Full Sized Greeting Card version. If you want the same necklace and a full sized card, search B06XV192JF. There are several versions of this message. To see other Smiling Wisdom products, click on the Smiling Wisdom link above the product title on this page.

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